So everyone’s hot, single, snob of Single Life and fashion watch, Paris Hilton was arrested and sent to jail for 45 days…wait…no it was for 23 days for….oh wait she was released TODAY after only 3 days! Oh well at least there was a good excuse for it:

Paris will be under house confinement in her West Hollywood home for 40 days, where she has a 3000-4000 ft. radius of freedom. Her jail cell was 96 square feet. After the 40 days are up, Whitmore says she will have “fulfilled her debt to society.” 

I think a better excuse would have been mental instability after her humiliation by Sarah Silverman on the MTV Movie Awards! HA! Oh sorry, Paris.

I can’t wait to see her blinged out ankle bracelet she’ll be sporting over the next 40 days…oh wait, no I could care less.

5 Responses to “Shenanigans”

  1. June 7, 2007 at 9:10 am

    thats nuts…she should have served time like a normal person…messed up

  2. June 7, 2007 at 9:11 am

    you’re quick. I was right behind ya.

  3. June 7, 2007 at 10:27 am

    That is just completely obscene. House arrest when you’re a rich heiress? That’s repaying your debt to society???? If I was a cusser, I’d say what I REALLY think…

  4. June 9, 2007 at 8:39 am

    I feel famous or rich people should also serve time as do us regular plebes. And, as you probably know by now, she was drug back to court and resentenced to serve out the remainder of her 45 days.

    Now, in Cali, you get one day off per five of “good behavior”. So, with the days she has already served incarcerated and at home, Paris will likley be out in another couple weeks.

    I think the sherrif overstepped his bounds. He was likley making points with the rich parents by helping to take care of their “baby”. But, in overcrowded prison systems, it is not unusual for non-violent, non-repeat offenders to be released to house arrest. I’m actually in favor of that, as it eases the public burden of paying for them as much as they would be behind bars.

    Sad, sad commentary that the US has one of the highest imprisonment ratios per capita in the world. =/

  5. June 9, 2007 at 9:21 am

    I think the worst thing was that the ONLY thing I saw on Fox news yesterday (I think it was yesterday, when she was in court about to be sent back in) was PARIS HILTON…PARIS HILTON…some chick reporting from the courtroom where PARIS HILTON was…I mean come on Fox! Is that the only thing worth reporting yesterday!

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