17
Oct
07

Jesus Engraving with iPhone

Jesus and iPhone

BARCELONA, CATALONIA, SPAIN – Normally, when Jesus mystically appears in a plant or a piece of food, only his face is visible. But when Eulàlia Beltran recently noticed the Lord in the bark of a beech tree in Barcelona, his left hand drew more attention than his face. Even the expected nail print in his hand was obscured by what he was holding in his hand: today’s hottest electronic device, an Apple iPhone.

The new gadget has been the source of much consternation within the heavenly realm, causing both jealousy and technological resentment. “At first, all the angels were fawning all over it, asking to try it out, getting Google Maps directions from Jerusalem to Reno and watching God Inc. on YouTube and stuff,” the official told THO. “But the Heavenly IT guys had their sandal thongs in a bunch because the iPhone doesn’t work with the Exchange server up here and they thought it would mess up our WiFi network… but around here, pretty much whatever Jesus says, goes. So they had to get over it.”

I peed my pants reading this! Go read the whole thing. It’s my new favorite website 🙂

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2 Responses to “Jesus Engraving with iPhone”


  1. October 18, 2007 at 6:38 am

    ok see…now thats funny.


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